LETTER TO GOD

dear god,

i m rashmi jha ,prefinal year student of engineering at ansal institute of technology(naam toh suna hi hoga),gurgaon under ip university.i have big list of regrets (NDPL ki complain list se bhi badi).its has
been said "man on trail each morning has less suffering each evening".since u r not antiwomen ,so
i guess it goes well with ladies as well(pretty sad ).it seems that u r not man/woman of ur words..lets
roll over the list of complains:god,i have failed on most of the things in life..wantedto be doctor once
 (beti doctor banegi types) ,but turned out to be "pseudoengineer" now.physics,chemistry n biology notes which were swallowed by me are now eaten up by some bloody insects in my store room..god,i fell in love
n left  by him in the same year.the guy had certain issues which,he imposed forcefully on me..anywayz i have certain weight issues as well..i m jealous of not being slim enough to wear one pieces just like my any other
friend.moving on, i m quite jealous of my friends who r in "DCE'S" n "IIT'S"..i couldnot make it becoz
of reservations(good one!!! ab na padhne ka bahana mil gaya)..u have created the whole web of
confusion around me..i m angry abt u provoking dad everyday to nag me without any reasons.mom curse for not helping her in kitchen.both of them push me for "ias" preparation.i feel bad for not scoring well.i m jealous
of my relative placed at higher position.i m quite mad at u for making  me less wiser n knowlegable  than most of my contemporary bloggers.u made my life monotonous n naive.u have been vested with absolute
power,but chronically u alwz took what i greatly coveted!!!AAPKI LEELA APRAM PAAR HAI(inscrutable).i m goading u to make life simple..plzzz kuch aache bande rakho for normal functioning of
ur kingdom..it seems aapki sarkar bhi sheila dikshit ki tarah corrupt ho gayi hai..u better start atoning for all
ur troubles!!! waiting for ur reply..


urs lovingly
PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL;